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Oh great, now my face is covered in your buff fellow mozzarella
Popular recurring meme in the italian MasterChef community, born after a dish with Mozzarella on it was named this way.
Surprisingly, the dish wasn't well received by the judges who expelled the amateur chef from the kitchen.
Cristina, tu ci hai presentato una mozzarella catturata dalla dolcezza dello scampo... Un bel titolo, molto creativo... ma sul gusto non ci siamo.
The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.
H posted a picture of L cooking this dish
I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?
L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)
Mozzarella Stick
Verb
The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun
A tube of dick cheese created by docking
Yo Thomas wanna come over and make a mozzarella stick
An extremely derogatory term used for people from Sicily. Do not use it!
Nick is such a mozzarella stick.
Daaaamn