mud flap

when your girlfriend sharts on ur balls while diong her missionary style

my girlfriend had burritos for lunch and gave me a mud flap during our nooner.

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Mud Flaps

A very very very very old woman's vagina.
In other words, the vaginal lips are so old and saggy that they hang down like 2 mud flaps on a car.

I saw a pair of Mud Flaps walking down the street last night.

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mud flap

A mullet. Short on the top, Long on the bottom.

"I wonder if that there man with the mudflap is coming to the hoe-down tonight at papa's barn?!"

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mud flap

A thin tappered piece of skin that stops the flow of fecal matter to the chode.

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mud flaps

excess fat and skin located under the arm and on the back

hey honey you see the mud flaps on that big guy.

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mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

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mud flaps

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s mud flaps can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s mud flaps around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their mud flaps stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

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