muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

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Muffin

A whore; immoral woman; adulteress

That woman is such a muffin, she's like the neighborhood bike everyone's had a ride!

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muffin

1. a tastey anytime snack available in multiple delicious flavors
2. a slang term for a six foot tall wild beast, namely amanda.
3. a term of endearment
4. a vampire in food formation

1. I had a corn muffin for breakfast!
2. AHH its a muffin! RUN!
3. Aww muffin, I love you!

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muffin

one who is willing to go the extra mile and sacrifice everything in the name of fun.

See www.themuffins.com for details

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Muffins

A euphemism for the word nothing.

"Hey what are you up to?"
"eh, muffins."

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muffin

A noun describing the act of farting into your cupped hand and pushing the fart towards a friend, thereby concentrating the odor in the vicinity of their nose.

"Muffin" (pushes muffin at friend)
"Huh...Oh nasty"

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muffin

A note of sympathy. Usually said in a condescending way. Equivelent of "Too bed for you"

"I didn't win the lottery."
"aw, muffin"

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