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A short person whos head is at the perfect height for blowin.
She didnt have to get on her knees because shes a cock munchkin!
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1) A short person known for being good in bed.
2) A mythological creature who is a close cousin of the average munchkin that can arouse people with its super-sexual powers. Known for banging ogres. =)
1) Alyssa is a sex munchkin.
2) I was attacked by a sex munchkin last night...IT WAS AWSOME!
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The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of sykes (if needed look up definition for "sykes". It, because the sex of the king cannot be determined, walks the floor of sykes preying on anyone that shows any glimpse of fun, or hope of having fun, THE VERY NOTION of fun even! You might not see it for it waddles around too short to be seen by normal statured humans. The only way you might notice it is that the smell of it or the horrible cackling laughter that it spews while feasting on the aforementioned fun. We refer to it as "King" because the "Munchkin It" just doesn't begin to describe the fear and power it seems to think it commands. However "It" would be a more appropriate title to better represent the appearance and actual level of power it has. Everyone lives in fear of it though because of its superb stalking powers. It sneaks up and spies on you when you least expect it and if you are doing something that it disapproves of it will cling to to and slowly start to suck the life out of you. The only way to fight the leeching power of it is to realize that you are a more advanced life form and you are in no way intimidated by this vertically challenged, large massed creature. Eventually the population around you will notice it leeching off of you and begin to realize also that they have no reason to fear it, and begin to behave like the more advanced lifeforms that they are. That will send it into a demension of anger that it has never realized before, however it's low capacity for feelings and general knowledge will put too much pressure on it's vital organs and it will explode. Ending all the hatred and world hunger, making the world a better place without it.
I was surfing the web today, but The Munchkin King noticed and now I'm slowly dying of it's leeching.
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Funny way to describe jacking off.
Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.
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to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.
I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.
A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make i contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do
"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin"unless u want dwarfism"
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when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.
When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.
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