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This Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi guy made algebra. And he needs to fucking burn in the deepest part of hell.
Guy 1: who the fuck made algebra? He must be a real stinker.
Guy 2: it’s that feet smelling, long toe nailed fuck face named Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi.
Guy 3: I hope his dad fucks him in the ass
Guy 1 and 2: what dad?
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My gay brother. He sometimes plays music or rewatches videos on his phone late at night when I’m trying to sleep, sometimes activates another PS4 controller and logs into my account( it’s so stupid how you can do that, it should be that you either have to log out of your account first or the when you try to log in with a controller whilst another one is already logged in, the passcode must be entered if one, and yes there is one for my account. He also says stupid shit unprovoked and can never shut up when he watches me play any video game. He’s also oftentimes, conveniently, in the shower when it’s time for him to pray maghrib with his family and listens to music all the time despite knowing that it’s haram, he also always has to spend his money on unnecessary things like junk food, video games etc. so it makes me wonder if he’s really a muslim because it doesn’t seem like Allah is his god, it seems like gay Musa took his desires as his god. If Allah was his god, he would try to never miss a prayer and obey the rules Allah has made in his religion.
Brawlhalla announcer: Snake eyes Gay Musa ( who is a deaf-ass): ahahaha he just gay guy. ( could also be his wishful thinking, because he probably just wishes that there was a gay guy in Brawlhalla, he also once put a pen in my ear and also used to connect his phone to YouTube on the TV and change the video just like his Lesbian sister, Layla.
a nice person that will always be there for you but can also give you mixed signals
musa : you cute i like you
someone : ohhh realyy tnx
the next day
musa:your like one of my close friends
someone :ouch .
Musa is hot and have a big penis
Musa is so nice and caring she is so great. he also gets all the bitches
Musa: *breathes*
Men/woman/others:*fangirls* Musaishiki is so hot
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Someone who edges alot aswell as being edged too by individual more so specifically "Ardeed"
OMG! Look Ardeed is edging to someone they must be Musa
Very handsome ... smart . Strong . Coolest guy you will meet . Best at almost everything. Be aware of him and respect him at all times . He is indeed the greatest .
You are such a musa
Wow hes like a musa in a heaven
A kid who wants to rewatch GOT
Jake is musa as he wants to rewatch GOT