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The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
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An exclamation you say when you see a scrumble.
I really do enjoy walki- Oh my God! A scrumble!
what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".
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When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt
Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up
Pronounced: Ohh mah gawd con-fesh-shun.
Usually in a mocking way.
Used when someone confesses an embarassing story or detail, that is actually rather stupid and not that embarassing.
The lowest form of irony.
Also, oh my god concession, oh my god infection, oh my god perception, oh my god recession, oh my god depression, oh my god erection, and etc.
Commonly used in tween magazine Dolly.
"And then I totally realised my crush was watching!!"
"... Oh my god confession..." *who cares bitch*
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Whenever your girlfriend has a problem that you don't know about- like when she's crying for no reason and you can't stop her- your mind just blanks. Then you scream 'Oh my god!!!', and run away in terror because you don't know what to do. At all.
Girl: (crying softly) sniffle...
Guy: (looks at her in shock) Oh my god!!! (runs away screaming)
Girl: (looks up, still crying) Oh great- he still suffers from 'Oh My God!!!' moments...
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Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
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