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Usually when someone is turned on in a emotional way. This can be said in response to an intellectual conversation. Or when someone feels their heart is full after engaging with someone in a nonsexual sense.
John's overheard his crush talking about something business related. He was so excited and admired, he said out loud, "you make my heart horny."
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This is the ultimate thing someone can say to the one they love. Forget ‘I love you’, no, that’s just stupid, if you say it you are stupid. Say ‘you are the sock around my heart.’ If someone says this to you, they deserve to be married on the spot, marry them or you are stupid. If they don’t appreciate when you say this to them then slap them, man or woman, slap them, even if you love them, slap them. Then break up. Murder is justifiable.
Girlfriend: you are the sock around my heart
Boyfriend: marry me
Can be used either sarcastically or sincerely when (for whatever reason) you hesitate to use the word Love. Depending on how mighty your heart is, "hearting" someone can be a big damn deal.
Awe come on baby. Do that thing I showed you. Oh yeah. Mmmmm that's good. Yeah. Just like that. Baby, I heart you with all my heart.
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When a person displays their feelings instead of hiding them.
John: Hey Kate, I wear my heart on my sleeve, have you noticed?
Kate: What does that mean?
John: It means I openly display my feelings.
Kate: Oh well then yes, I can see that clearly, you have feelings for me.
John: Yes ma'am, I love you!
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A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"
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whenever someone loves you sm and their love for you is unconditional
she's my whole heart
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typically the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a past gf or bf. when you remember all that was and could have been and then remember how they screwed it up so now you you just draw pictures of broken hearts and try not to cry when you pass them in the hall and they completely ignore you
boy/girl 1: hey that chick/dude looks exactly like (person 2's ex)!
*walk by*
boy girl 1: did you see that? they just completely ignored you!
boy/girl 2: (to ex) why did you break my heart?
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