a failed attempt at a music scene. a lot of guys that used to have fringe bangs that have since shaved their heads and like to fight and hit people at shows while hardcore dancing.
myrtle beach hardcore is silly.
no one likes you, douche bags.
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When a girl buys a bunch of poprocks and blows you like there's no tomorrow.
Girl: Hey babe I just got the 8 packs of poprocks you asked me for, what else do you want me to do?
Boy: Give me a Myrtle Beach Firecracker and suck on my royal jiblets.
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To go out with all intentions of getting slobber-bombed and waking up in some random hotel room Thinking..."what the fuck happened?" And the only landmark you recognize is the Atlantic Ocean.
It's Tuesday mother fucker, we're gettin' Myrtle Beach Drunk tonight.
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When you moan in class and your teacher gets turned on until the point of no return
I'm about to pull a Moaning Myrtle right now.
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Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search โmyrtle beach nerdsโ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!
Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.
(noun) One who wears short sleeve mock turtle necks to play golf. Furthermore lying about their golf score.
Hi, I am Tock Myrtle Neck. I shot an 82 in a scramble using other people's drives. Probably equals about an 86 right?
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Nmbms aka north myrtle beach middle school is a popular school within horry county. The staff at the school are bad people. They try to expell every student after 5 incident referrals. The school takes bribes in money to change grades.
North myrtle beach middle school is a bad place.
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