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A town in South Western Queens,but a small portion runs into Brooklyn. Ridgewood is generally a safe neighborhood,though areas on the Bushwick border and industrial areas on the western side best are avoided at night,or when alone. The 104th Precinct(including most of Ridgewood,plus Glendale,Middle Village and Maspeth) reported:
-0 Murders(2 in 2003)
-18 Rapes(9 in 2003)
-197 Robberies(281 in 2003)
-118 Felonious Assaults(108 in 2003)
-450 Burglaries(461 in 2003)
I love to be in Ridgewood,NY.It so hood for a town in Queens.
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watetown ny, located in between two major places canada and syracuse, used to be a place where nice white families would come a live. But now it's full of trap houses, meth heads, dirty homeless people and skanky white hoes. Watertown High school is full of stupid light skinned niggas who are unfaithful and think they can fuck anyone. So don't fuck any of them because you might catch something, also don't think you'll be ina faithful relationship with any of them because well... that'll just never happen. Also if you find your self at a party here once ina blue moon make sure not to take any acid or meth from one of the white crackhead crackers in the corner. Also basically no one grows up and does things with their life, they stay in this boring ass town like their parents did and restart the cycle again. Oh also all the seniors date freshman here and think it's okay.
"Hey before we fuck how many other boys have you had sex with"
"Uhh.. only 17 this week"
"Wow you're from watertown nyaren't you"
"Yeah how'd you know"
"...."
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A small, crime-infested city located in upstate New York, sandwiched between Buffalo and Syracuse, and now seems to get more snow than both of them combined thanks to global fucking warming. Used to be a fairly ok town thanks to Kodak and Xerox, but since Kodak went belly up and Xerox is about as relevant as Meghan McCain’s asshole, the only thing left to do for employment is to work for one of the soul-stealing, “we’re so awesome we shit gold bricks” URMC hospitals or their 20,000 satellite locations, or be a drug-dealer on Lyle Avenue or Avenue D.
We also have a mayor I guess, I dunno, her name is Lovely and she’s mostly known for pulling a disappearing act during blizzards and for owning approximately 587 pairs of glasses, which she rotates daily. Sometimes twice daily.
The only street in the actual downtown area where you don’t have to be constantly looking over your shoulder and have a finger on your pepper spray is Park Avenue.
Everything and everyone else has fled to the suburbs.
Only other thing this shit-stain of a town has going for it is Mt. Hope Cemetary, if you’re into gothic noir and wandering a badass fuckin’ graveyard with tombs as big as Ford F-150s, and Lake Ontario, which is an actual Great Lake; not as big as Superior but not as gross as Erie.
Oh yeah, we’re also mostly known for garbage plates, so have one of those if you want diarrhea for 3 days and swollen eyes from all the sodium you just injected.
RIT Douchebag #1: hey man, isn’t it great that we live in Rochester, NY?
RIT Douchebag #2: Sorry bro I can’t hear you, my ears just got shot off by that 12 year-old.
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A steel town on Lake Erie with a whole lot of heart and even more soul.
I like you, but I love Buffalo, NY
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A mostly white suburb of Central New York. All residents think they are better than everyone else just because they live in "developements" that have curvey streets, as opposed to the traditional square blocks. These are the people that put on scarves and check their E-mail at the local Starbucks. The Hell that goes by the name of CNS high school is located here.
Me: "Did you see that Oakley-wearing rich kid from school back there?"
Friend: "You mean the one that was driving his Daddy's Mercedes pretending it was his?"
Me: "Yep, that's the one, he must be from Cicero, NY."
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Just like the movie it is pleasant and nice. In "Pville", everyone knows everyone in the village and the High School is a mere 500 students. A spec of catholisim in an area of jews (yeah u know it Briarcliff and Chappaqua). It is made up of almost all Irish-Italians. The kids in the village drink like it's their job. Alcohol is very prevelent in a small town with five bars and a very lenient police force. Pleasantville is the ideal place to raise a family. Its very white, very catholic, and everything about it is warm and high-class.
Q: Hey, what are those kids from Pleasantville, NY doing tonite?
A: Throwing it up, pong style!
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A black hole of despair that crushes the lives of its inhabitants.
"I drove through Malone, NY yesterday. It was so depressing I almost took my own life."
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