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You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
Something/someone that's a pain in the arse or a ball ache.
'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
1) A man with an extremely small microscopic penis(dick) also sometimes used to refer a man with no penis(dick).
2) He is a man who is a repeated offender for animal rape or gets pleasure in raping cattle's.
The one who gets pleasure is in raping dogs, goats and cows.
3) The man who has extremely bad taste in women, prefers to fuck women that are more manly or trans.
They enjoy getting fucked in their ass.
4) Third rate piece of shit, number one rapist(animal). absolute filth of society(the one that needs to be killed) . A Man
whore.
5) They make up stories and constantly boasts about themselves to overcome their ego and insecurity.
"Oh look, another alpha shashi (Rahul Nair) is trying to claim it's not rape is you fuck a dog after getting drunk from having two sips of a beer! "
"He said that if I want to be an alpha shashi , I should hit my wife, pimp her out for 200 bucks a night and get drunk and fuck a goat every Friday!"
The cutest nerd ever. He's so real about everything you will fall in love. He just makes me happy
Oh hey isn't that Rohan Nair?
Yes he's my husband
Any bumps, redness, itching, or other irritation resulting from using Nair or similar products for hair removal.
Jessie was freaking out about the bumps around her vagina, turns out she just had some nair-itation.
"We were going to hook up but she has sensitive skin and her nair-itation was so bad, we had to stop."