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Nantucket Handshake

Lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. When you're about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. Then use that same hand to help her back up.

I gave that dirty girl the old Dirty Sanchez, then finished the night off with a Nantucket Handshake.

by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Nantucket Red

An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."

* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.

Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?

by el hombre corriendo August 7, 2007

87πŸ‘ 203πŸ‘Ž


Nantucket Sleighride

WHALING.... DUDE a "Natucket Sleighride" is a WHALING term....

Dear God....

Example.... isnt it pretty self explainatory?

by Nantucket is for lovers.... February 26, 2005

17πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Nantucket mist

the cooling spary of secretion that projectiles out of the vagina when a girl quifs

Aaron was going donw on Megan for a good hour when she let out a gigantic Nantucket mist, that felt quite refreshing

by JizzyJake38 December 8, 2010

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


nantucket surprise

Any surprising incident encountered while on Nantucket Island, MA, such as gifts or occurences. See surprise. See also nantucket

Last time I went to Nantucket, I was surprised to see not that many drunken Kennedies.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

18πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


nantucket slam

The act of a man making love to a woman while standing and having her stradle his hips, holding her off the ground, when the moment of ejaculation comes, the man moves towards the bed while still inside the woman, and body slams her on top of the mattress.

John almost broke Shirleys back when he Nantucket Slammed her.

by Chi Chi Rodrigez October 9, 2006

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Nantucket Sleighride

–verb
The act of stabbing your obese partner while having intercourse and then riding her until she goes down.

Jordan: Hey man, did you take down that whale??

Clifford: Yeah, I totally Nantucket Sleighride(rode) that bitch!

Jordan: No way! How long did it take her to go down?

Clifford: ...about 45 minutes.

by SailorMan March 6, 2010

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž