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1. An erection lasting longer than need. 2. An erection that is noticable and unwanted.
1. Suzy was too tired to continue having anal sex, leaving Jimmy with a Narwhal erection
2. Bobby say Jessie walking home from school one day with VERY short shorts on. He had a Narwhal and tried to cover it with his school books
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The Flying Narwhal, not unlike the flying Rhino occurs when one dons a construction helmet with a long spiral dildo. Then whilst swimming have the receiver float on their back or floatation device and the Narwhal swim ferociously toward them and jump or dash quickly into their twat or anus, spearing them harpoon-like
As i peered through my poolside window, i saw him tanning on a floatsie in the pool. The narwhal spotted him too, before i could shout a warning, swam across and took a flying leap directly into his anus thus puncturing him with a flying narwhal.
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A song about Narwhals.
Very, odd.
narwhal song:
narwhals, narwhasl, swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
coz they are so awesome
narhwals, swimming in the ocean, very big and very white they beat a polar bear in a fight
like an underwater unicorn, they've got kick ass facial horn, they're the jedi of the sea
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While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.
"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."
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Noun: the opposite of a unicorn.
Unicorn: rainbow, candy, happy tunes.
Narwhale: stormy clouds, dirt, sad songs.
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After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.
After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.
a Narwhal that has become electrically charged due to pollution, eating spark plugs, or Zapdos attacks. They have over 9000 times the strength of Domo-kun. Electric Narhwals like to jam, and have been known to populate the Great Lakes. They are easily provoked and enjoy chicken wraps.
OMFG! an Electric Narwhal! it looks pissed, run!!!1!one!
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