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having to make only left turns like those redneck pussies driving around in counter clockwise circles wishing that they had enough grey matter to learn how to turn right. The least challenging form of motorsport, and the most popular in america proving once again that our nation is fucked up!!! Thanks George W!!!! Even motorcycle racing takes place in the rain. For those rednecks out there a motorcycle has two wheels and no roof and is capable of the same speeds of a nascar. (they can turn right also.)
There is a parade in my neighborhood so to get home I had to go nascar.
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A bunch of cars go counter-clockwise in a circle seemingly endlessly, except for the 2 or so road courses. The shittiest excuse for racing in existence.
Who the hell would watch NASCAR instead of real racing like F1 or WRC
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Never Assume Southerners Can Actually Read
Joe was not well read, but man could he hold his own at the NASCAR preshow event. He won the drinking and sunburned event all from the comfort of his Budweiser jacuzzi that was strapped to the top of his tired hoopty.
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The phrase "Nice Car" stated in a redneck accent.
Normal White American Citizen (Pointing to a brand new BMW): Wow! That's a nice car you've got there!
Redneck (Pointing to an old rusty pickup truck): Nope. That right there is a purty nascar.
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A "sport" revolved around building cars and going in circles, ovals, whatever. The thing that makes NASCAR such a nonsport is that you use a fucking CAR. There is no specific talent that is required in NASCAR, you are depending on a CAR and you get mechanics to do that for you. So really all you are doing is driving for 6 hours. Woop dee doo, I've driven a car longer. Stop being a wuss.
If NASCAR is a sport then walking is a sport as long as it is in competition. After all you are exerting energy, using technique, and working out to keep in shape. So if you think walking is a sport. Then sure, NASCAR is a sport too.
"Damn, I missed lap 156-167, did I miss anything important?" "No, they are still doing the same thing that they were doing on lap 1-156."
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The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like.
I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
I watched 5 minutes of a NASCAR race. What an insult to car racing. I want my 5 minutes back,
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WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!
southern accented nascar driver:
WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!
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