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Nathan is a male name historically given to the favorite child of a typical American home. Otherwise parents name their children stupid shit like Joseph. Parents who name their favorite child Nathan instead of Joseph get it, they simply get it and have already proven that they are great parents. Their sons will grow up to turn into Nathan’s, and not Josephs.
A Parents: I like that handsome little 7.5 pound baby, we’ll call him Nathan.
B Parents: I like that handsome little 7.5 pound baby, we’ll call him Joseph. Now that that is taken care of, lets go set fire to a nursing home.
You see, there is a difference between parents A and parents B.
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Isn't a sub
Jenna: Sub
Nathan: I'll end your fucking life
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Nathans are generally sweet, intelligent, and a caring. They are into just about everything, sports, music, you name it. But also know that Nathans will be there for you. Some can be seen with Dark brown hair and icy blue eyes. Nathans arent usually into books and such. Just by the way they walk, the way they smile, and their attitude can get them at least 5,000 friends, and many girls drooling over them. Except a lot of Nathans don't know how much they are loved, cared for, and appreciated. They make amazing boyfriends, are good usually good kissers, and have a sweet way about them. Meet a Nathan--NEVER LET HIM GO!
Girl 1: OMG who is that extremely attractive boy over there??
Girl 2: I dont know! But he is such a Nathan!
Girl 1: Dibbs!
Girl 2: Not before I get to him first!
Girl 2: You'll have to fight me!
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Nathan is a honest and light-hearted guy who just wants to be nice to everyone and always make sure everyone's positive and looks out for people in danger. He could anything you want him to do if you tell him politely otherwise he'll ignore you instantly. "He seems like a honest guy, he's a Nathan!"
"He seems like a honest guy, he's a Nathan!"
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N•A•T•H•A•N
A jock, a charmer and most of all an F boy. He breaks the stereotype of a stupid athletic kid and excels in academics while balancing his athlete life. He shows his passion through learning by staying focused on the subject while his other jock friends goof off and search pictures of chicken nuggets. He charms girls and guys alike with his bright smile, fluffy hair and his bubbly personality. But of course, he can't help but show his F boy persona by snapping girls boner pics and moaning recordings. His friends call him, "Nate" and he makes moaning noises in the middle of class. His friend group consists of popular kids, forever and always.
Example #1
Person 1: Wow! Look at Nathan steal that puck fast and quick.
Person 2: Yep, it's been known. He can steal off and on the ice. He stole my heart afterall (drooling and eye hearts)
Example #2
Person 3: Hey, Nate. Wanna watch porn with us?
Nate: During class? Are you kidding me? Hell nawh. (Continues working)
Example #3
Person 4: (says cool things)
Nathan: That's clutch, big boy
Example #4
Person 5: Nathan, just stick to the one we already have.
Nathan: K bet
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He is a witty,funny and respectful guy. He loves inside jokes. He may hesitate to say he loves you,but he will tell your friends to keep it a secret 😲. Nathan isn't a player even though people think he is. Nathan is a very underestimated boy,he may come out as shy but when you get to know him he is the greatest man you will know!
Person 1:Look it's Nathan
Person 2:She is so lucky to be with Nathan!
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