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On May 24th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck.
🤷🏻 ♂️:Hey do you want to f*ck today is national friend fuck day?
🙋🏻 ♀️:Yes, of course!!!
Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)
Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
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A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!
"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"
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April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
Hey bro today's national fuck off day
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Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14
i cant im hanging with my girl
dude thats stupid
nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
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it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.
AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.
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August 10 is a day to celebrate all the dumb's fucks on this earth by pinching each others nipples
Hey retard its National Dumb Fuck Day!
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