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Men & Women, this event applies whenever you choose. today? yes. tomorrow? yes. every day of the week? yes. every day of the month? yes. every god damn day of the fuckin year? hellllll yeaahhh! your welcome, thank me later.
Hey babe, guess what today is?
what?
It’s National Suck a titty Day biiiiitch!!
helllll yeaahh
Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
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The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day
Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!
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On June 17th, all are welcome to suck the most sweaty ballsack they please to. After all, it is National Suck a Ballsack Day every June 17th.
excuse me sir may I please suck your ballsack?
is it National Suck a Ballsack Day?
Yep, it's June 17th.
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Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked
This day is on October 31st
Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked
On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick
“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
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