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The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!
Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!
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September the 3rd
The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?
Jessica: The 3rd?
Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
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on april 12th every year, girls go grabbing on guys’ crotches no matter the location. hoes get to come out their bag for 24 hours
“it’s april 12th, you know what that means?”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
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This wonderful holiday is on October 16th.
Bae its national suck dick day so let me suck that dick
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April 13 Single or not male or female be prepared to get ur dick sucked
Just walk up pull there pants down and suck there dick that’s how national suck dick day works
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on april 12th girls have a challenge to grab as many guy’s dick as they can
1;damn, did she just grab my dick
2;why?
1; oh i think it’s national grab dick day
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May 5 the national day that any girl has the right to kick a males dick/balls, but only on may 5.
Marisa: Hey Linda its National Kick Dick Day.
Linda : yes I'm gonna go kick Marcos in the balls.
Marcos: I heard that.
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