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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
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Y’all are actually sick that’s fucking nasty
Stop you weirdos
National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something
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may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?
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On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"
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The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!
Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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September the 3rd
The one holiday where every guys dream comes true
Tom: You know what tomorrow is?
Jessica: The 3rd?
Tom: No its national suck dick day!!
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