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Fingers like a butcher's necklace
Butchers necklace Someone who has fat fingers resembling a chain of sausages worn by a proud butcher , youve got fingers like a "(butchers) necklace"
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when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace), but it is done outside during the winter and it freezes on her neck.
It was freezing outside, but I had to get my dick sucked. I left her with a diamond necklace.
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The padlock necklace was first seen in the punk subculture by sid vicious who's girlfriend put a chain and lock around his neck then proceeded to throw away the key as a sign of sid belonging to her. It has then been passed along through communities based on it's overall coolness and trend in style.
Alex:" Oh you have a padlock necklace on?"
Dave:"yeah my girlfriend put it on me. She thought it would be really cool for us to do since we're both into punk rock"
Alex:"that's really cool man!"
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An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.
Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.
Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.
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latin: Peractio Sumptuosus
Most women ask themselves one question, "Spit or swallow?" Few ever consider this elegant, exciting finale to a successful hand- or blowjob. As the man ejaculates, the woman should pull his penis toward her neck and allow the beads of semen to form a milky, steaming necklace--a guaranteed jaw-dropper for any man. Small variations are key. Try concluding a morning blowjob this way, often called "giving him a 'Breakfast at Tiffany's.'"
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a man who can deliver a perfect pearl necklace. Holding and releasing. The warm beads evenly spaced. The faint aroma. The matching earrings.
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When a guy cums all over a girls tits, the glistening droplets simulate the appearance of a pearl necklace around her neck. i.e. "I pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace."
i.e. "I pulled out at the last minute and gave her a pearl necklace."
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the act of ejaculating semen onto your partner's neck, they then appear to be wearing something that resembles a pearl necklace.
"dude, i was like totally screwing this chick and she asked me to give her a pearl necklace"
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