Angry Neighbor

Vaguely bisexual act where two men penetrate the same woman, vaginally and anally, at the same time; derived from the close proximity of the men's genitalia, separated only by a thin 'wall'.

Whenever we did the Angry Neighbor, his ballsack would bump into mine.

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turdball neighbors

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.

Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!

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Nosy neighbor

A nosy neighbor is one who constantly wants to see what one is doing. A nosy neighbor will peek over another's fence even if the fence is 8 ft. high. A nosy neighbor comes out only when one is outside and always talks for hours about themselves and asks weird questions. A nosy neighbor is often seen sporting binoculars, and is always ready to annoy and pry. A nosy neighbor also tries to upstage your gardening and destroys your flowers and herbs at night.

Omg. The nosy neighbor is outside again. I think the nosy neighbor is destroying my flowers again.

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neighbor

Someone who lives next door to you who is a registered sex offender, stalker and or serial killer.

the neighbors who reside in the house with green pickup truck are sex offenders who are bros.

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Number neighbor

Someone with same number as you but the last digit is one off.

Ex: 123-456-7891
The number neighbors would be

123-456-7890

123-456-7892

My number neighbor just texted me and he's really weird. His numer ends in 1234 and mine is 1235

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Street neighbor

(1) And or, referring to growdy street people who beg or money.

(2) the politically correct term for a homeless person.

Our street neighbors requested some change from us on our way to work.

Gilly is not homeless, he is my street neighbor.

Hey street neighbor, get the hell out of here, so I can move my mother-fucking car, bitch.

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hello neighbor

While your girl is at the window, you take her from behind as she waves at passing neighbors or neighbors outside their house unaware that you're fucking her. Fucking your girl doggy style while she waves and converses out the window with neighbors.

Bob had no idea that I was doing the hello neighbor when he waved to Marianne in the window.

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