When you and your bro are simultaneously fucking fat chicks in opposite rooms and can hear each other
Bro I totally heard you last night!
Bro I heard you too!
Oh god we were neighbour gunting!!!
1. The horrible internet you steal from your neighbours. However bad, it is generally frowned upon to complain due to the fact that it is free access to The Internet.
2. A netting made out of your neighbours. This is a rarer use of the word. Because it's weird really.
Dave: "Oh boy! This neighbour-net is so slow! Yet I'm so thankful!"
Dave's Neighbour: "Sir, please stop stealing our Internet."
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Policeman 1: "So what was that Dave guy arrested for?"
Policeman 2: "He was caught making Neighbour-net."
Policeman 1: "That sick bastard!"
When you have frequent casual sex with a person who lives near you
We are Nut Neighbours