To recalibrate one's emotions. Verb
Jason was mad so I told him to nerp.
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Callo Nerp is so hot <33333
A strand of herpes that is contracted by being a social networking whore. People with social nerpes generally have at least 2,000 Facebook friends with 150+ likes on their profile pictures and statuses. They will appear on your newsfeed numerous times a day to attract attention to their pointless opinion on life. This type of person can't resist being involved in all the issues and drama surrounding them, which is generally how the ITD gets spread.
"Dude she has social nerpes"
"What a facebook whore"
When managing money paid by others and pooled for future disbursement on their behalf, and you feel the urge to take some for yourself as an unapproved "service fee".
"I hear that Tristan collected all of the funds from everyone for our Fantasy Football League but he Nerped a Lumby; so now we are way short of funds in the pool."
A word used to say "fuck you" in another way of saying,
in other words "fuck you" means nerp
person:"hey wanna go out sometime?"
you:"nerp"
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Nerp is a more fun way of saying nope, sounds better in texting
You like chocolate cake
Nerp
Broad term for the useless parts of the internet where you just kill time.
"Hey! whatcha doin right now?"
"Oh, just herping on rhe nerp."