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Netflix

When you have a micro penis and are in your board shorts with netting and want to jerk off; you have to use a flicking motion through the net.

When you come back from the pool and want to rub one out but your mom walks in.

Mom: what are you doing Danny?
Danny: don't worry about it, ma...I'm on Netflix!

by Grace B July 7, 2013

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Netflixer

A person who uses Netflix and popcorn to get someone to come "chill" when they actually want to fuck.

Girl: We never really watch "movies", he always wants to fuck. He's just a netflixer girl, don't fall for it.

by C. Ferb January 18, 2015

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Netflixation

The overwhelming urge to watch a movie for the sole purpose of getting through your Netflix queue. It often causes you to watch movies you don't like.

"What'd you do last night?"
"My Netflixation kicked in so I watched 2 haaarible movies just to get deeper in my queue"

by Marquise Pollard May 21, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Netflix

A pedophile streaming service that needs to be banned

Joe Biden: Hey Obama! Lets go watch Cuties on Netflix!

Obama: Sure thing!

Joe Biden: Lets go!

by Nahhloll October 14, 2020

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Netflix

(verb) Similar to boycott. To use the power of a multitude of weak consumers banding together to put a dent in specific corporation's policy of screwing said consumers over for the company's own financial gain thinking that consumers will not cancel said service for lack of better options.

Citibank is adding a $15 monthly fee for the maintenance of checking accounts under $6,000 (true story)! Let's all close our accounts and Netflix 'em!

by JohnBaum November 5, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Netflix

A fabulous online site that you have to pay for (not very much) to watch unlimited movies. Of coarse some movies just aren'tonline but there are so many great movies.

Hey wanna come over we can watch"The Breakfast Club" On netflix
The other day i was sick so, i watched "PLL" All day

by Dance 4 evaaaaaaaa November 14, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


netflix

Noun. Shortened way of saying "DVDs received by mail from Netflix online DVD rental service"

I'm not going out tonight. I have alot of netflix at home. Or, I've just returned some Netflix, so I have nothing to watch.

by Becky June 3, 2004

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