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I am so sick of assholes from other states putting New Jersey down. Jersey is awesome and everyone else is simply jealous and/or ignorant. Sure, as you get closer to NYC there are many factories, but there is more to NJ than some damn factories! Try looking up north near High Point where there are farms as far as the eye can see. Try looking at Mendham where some of the richest people in the country trot around. Try looking down south at Cape May, a beautiful town along the ocean filled with Victorian homes. The only place you will see big-haired women and people who say "joisey" is in the frickin movies. And as for our driving...please stop giving us crap because you can't handle your car. NJ rocks and that's that, all the other states should just give up. P.S. if you want to visit a real armpit of a state go to PA. The people here are grammatically challenged (Pennsylvania Dutch?), have shitty food (chicken and waffles?), and are the most incompetent drivers I have ever come across. Long live NJ!
New Jersey is the Best Fucking State....EVER!
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New Jersey, what's not to like? Most people that put down Jersey havent even stepped foot in the state, so f' them, there opinions don't mean a damn thing. Yeah "yo" is a great attention getter and we say it all the time, is that such a bad thing? At least we aren't going around say "hey ya'll" or "quit being so gnarly dude!" No we aren't all italian, and no not all of us live like the saprano's. most of the people that act like that werent even born and raised in jersey, they are usually from new york. they only moved here because its safer. yeah newark and camden are mad dangerous at night, but no just because you drive through there doesnt mean you will get shot. just dont stare at people on the streets and act like a dumbass. and no not all of us live off the parkway so quit "what exit are you from" most people dont even refer to exits. we dont call it the beach its the shore, and half the time we only go down there to party. we know exactally where to get alcohol illegally and we arent stupid enough to use a fake idea, just chalk your age you asshole. if you dont drive fast and agressivly, then you dont belong here. if you think jersey smells then i suggest you either stay out or shut your mouth before we take a bat to your head. none of us say "joisey" if anything its more "jerrrrze." every good night ive had ended at a diner at 4am for breakfast after a good night of partying, which always ends with a fight. f' you im from jersey and i love it.
dickwad: hahahaha you said "water" messed up. its because your from "joisey!"
me: yo im from new jersey, would you like a bagel up your ass dickwad?
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A radioactive wasteland you may mistakenly find yourself should you be visiting New York. If you end up here it likely means you accidentally entered the on ramp for the Lincoln Tunnel. Either that or you're trying to get to Pennsylvania or all other points west.
The inhabitants of North Jersey are orange-skinned freaks who speak a bastardized pastiche of English, Italian, and Ebonics and who eke out meager livings selling drugs and extorting local businesses for protection money. The inhabitants of South Jersey are cannibalistic subhuman swamp people who live in mud huts deep in the wilderness of the Pine Barrens. They will rape and then devour the unfortunate soul who wanders into their domain and search his remains for money to use on the slots in Atlantic City, their only potential source of income.
Shit, we're in New Jersey. Don't panic, just keep the windows rolled up and the doors locked.
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New Jersey is a great place to live, notice i didnt say joisey? Its not some gross place that everyone claims it to be. Its not the dump place for New York's garbage, we are payed to take the garbage to Staton Island. NJ also houses one of the safest towns in the nation, second to be exact, Brick, New Jersey. New Jersey is home to many wellknown people like bruce springsteen, bon jovi, jay and silent bob, Queen Latifah, Redman, Catch 22, some Kevin Smith Films like Dogma, and the Sopranos. Were one of the few states in the country who have 24 hour diners, and wawas. Most places in Jersey are walking distance from where you are, so its easy to get around. Its one of the only places in the country where you can have a day trip to New York and Philadelphia is just around the corner. Our beaches are sure to have visitors from all over in the summer coming to see the well-talked-about Jersey Shore. You can also have a day trip to the shore, not the beach, and go home later on. We arent poor either, our average house cost is over $600,000. We are home to Haddonfield, New Jersey, where many movies are filmed and it has been listed as one of the richest towns in the nation recently. Jersey has many attractions to. You can see farms one minute, and the next, see a well developed small city-like neighborhood. Our malls are a great attractions to tourists as well. And dont forget our soccer and our education. With one of the highest graduation and college rates in the country also. I fucken love new jersey.
New Jersey Shore, wawas, and 24 hour diners, what more could you ask for?
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no, it is not dirty, nor do we say joisey. but no one here should lie and say we dont have lots of malls or live off of an exit of the highway, we all do. jersey girlos DONT have big hair or look like trash. we have awesome emo and punk bands, many local, which are the best kind. so please, if youre gonna criticize jersey, at least make snese, oh and make sure your state isnt worse. most are.
person from midwest: oh youre from jersey? you must be dirty, im sorry.
jersey person: yeah, well at least i dont smell like cows, and i know what a building taller than 2 stories looks like!
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A great state to live in. People who don't know the truth of Jersey have likely never lived/visited there, and write it off as "boring" or "shitty" when in fact it is very interesting and has a lot to offer. That's why all the obnoxious New York trash (who pronounce it as "Joisey") and Pennsylvanian hick scum come here for vacations. A classy state with classy towns. Home of the Pine Barrens, one of the most unique, beautiful, and important forests in the WORLD, and people have the nerve to say that Jersey smells like pollution (that's only around New York and Philly, fellas). All in all, a totally misunderstood state. Just stay away from Camden.
I went to college in PA and now realize how much it blows compared to New Jersey.
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the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!