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When two people have sex so long the walls start sweating and the ceiling starts raining
Me and my girlfriend did a Newfie raindance last night and had to mop the floor and put the bed out to dry
When two people have sex for so long and hard that the ceiling drips water.
My girlfriend and I did a Newfie raindance last night and we had to use wet/dry vac to get all the water up.
A garage, shed, or lean-to containing a television and some battered furniture.
If you’re looking for my dad, he’s watching the game in the Newfie living room.
Silver aerosol paint or rattle can silver.
"Grab a can of newfie chrome for my rims. "
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The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.
I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first
An Australian fisherman that shares many common cultural traits of Canadian Newfoundlanders
“Lord t’underin’ by’s, dat Surf Newfie can drink me mudder under the table
Pressing closed one nostril while forcing the contents of the open nostril out from the expulsion of air from a well filled set of lungs.
"Did you just Newfie snot on the floor?"
What?!? I was plugged up and it was bothering my breathing. Do you have a tissue?