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aka, 'the blackhole'. One who possesses the power to lose literally anything within seconds of touching it. Do not lend a Nia anything of value if you ever want to see it again, especially keys. A Nia is a happy creature with an orange glow and sometimes appears to have been rolling around in mud. A Nia may attempt to cook pasta in plastic colanders and other dangerous things of his nature.
"damn, ive only gone and Nia-ed my keys"
"ah! shes gone and got all Nia on my ass!"
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Woah, check out those Nias...playing their roller backpack guitars.
Haha, look at that Nia!
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Peng Shorty, wit those big brown beautiful eyes. Shorty really striving to be the best. Lowkey a scholar, even though they be fronting for them hoes. Can never touch dis sis. Nias really be out there focused on their goal and catching digits and bodies. We luh our Nias.
Boy: Im talking to this shordy rn, she Peng. omg
Friend 1: Rly? what her name?
Friend 2: Brooo, I'm telling u, I've seen her yesterday and she fine.
Boy: Nia....and I call dibs dumb ass. das all meee
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coming from the word nigga.which came from the word negro(which means black in spanish)
1)sup nia
2)nia please
3)straight bitch nia
4)thats straight niad out
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Nia will beat your ass. Periodtt. She nice at times. She's very smart. She's very skinny with no booty. She sounds Luka a white person. Not being racist.
Nia is a bad ass. I hate Nia,she's better than me.
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OVERVIEW
Nia is a high-flown Narcissist, devoid of a basis for her bloated self importance, as she has lived a privileged, coddled life heretofore, and confuses superiority with early luck.
SOCIAL & PROFESSIONAL
By means of sexual austerity, hyperbolic attempts to feign shyness, and (paradoxically) social network self-glorification, a Nia builds a primitive mystique, thereby seducing popularity among a cult of dim witted followers.
SCIENCE & NEWS
A recent study indicated that Nias may actually be robots, as they have tested capabilities at generating trite ideas and exploiting pop culture as a means to appear original, however items like empathy, a comprehension of human suffering, inner substance, and a pulse tested absent.
PROPONENTS
A Nia's blank slate personality obliges any idealized image you wish to project, making her most appealing to shallow persons who resent strong personalities, diversity, distinct characters, and authentic principals.
HABITAT & BEHAVIOR
Nias claim merit for unearned titles. For example, she may call herself a Doctor, despite never even having earned an Associate's degree.
Nias can be found hiding behind big words and grandiose concepts.
Nias avoid genuine intimacy, humility, bright colors, vulgar discourse, Buddhism, shenanigans, and using citations when attempting to write academic-style.
Her cinema doppleganger is 'Eve Harrington.' She had the manners of an ambassador and the morals of a pirate.
Nia Eve Harrington Paris Hilton Brenda Walsh Barbie Naomi Campbell
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Kevin i left my phone in the locker and it got niaed
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