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1.) A phrase said by southern people, usually of the darker skin, instead of saying apostrophe.
2.) Another way to say "apostrophe".
"La'Shonda" is spelled L A comma to the top S H O N D A.
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Sometimes you can't necessarily get some good pussy from a hot chick so you have to get some bad pussy from an ugly chick to show a fine girl that you care. Then you get the good pussy.
I had to go through some tough pussy comma last night to get what I wanted.
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An Apostrophe
It's time for a Floating Comma, also known as a Mark That Goes Up.
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A bill at a restaurant, bar or other establishment that is so big it has a comma in it. (example: Anything above $1,000)
Damn dude... I spent so much at the bar last night, I had a comma bill.
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When a misplaced or missing comma, or inserting an extra comma, in a contract can cost a company lots of money, as the meaning of a sentence inadvertently favors the employees instead of the employer.
By accidentally inserting a comma between “fruit” and “plants” in the draft containing “fruit plants, tropical and semi-tropical, are exempt from import tariffs,” all imported fruit suddenly become duty-free; as a result, the government loses tens of millions of dollars for that “dear comma.”
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When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity
friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"
a comma used in some countries outside the US that acts as a decimal point. It can confuse the shit out of people who travel to other countries.
Example of decimal comma: €1,199 per Liter
one thousand one hundred an ninety-nine euros for a liter of gas?
No idiot, one euro and nineteen and nine tenths cents.