cone

To have sex with someone.

Used as a secretive verb amongst men in the Manchester area (UK). The word 'cone' originated for men wishing to brag in public amongst friends about who/how many people they have 'coned', without females knowing what they are talking about.

Additionally 'cone' can be used as a noun, as a naming word for the subject of a person the man wishes to have sex with, or 'cone'.

The word 'cone' should be used with other indirect words to create an encoded sentence, understandable only to those familiar to those familiar with the word.

I stole the Norwegians cone (you slept with the Norwegian girl)

If i had that cone, i'd be thrilled (encoded desire to have sex with a particular person)

It was the best cone Ive stolen yet (your best shag)

I spoke to my cone on the phone (speaking to the person you have had sex with on the phone)

That cone looks good in orange (a reference to an attractive ginger)

I wouldnt want that cone, it looks really heavy

That cone seems a bit dirty and old (a reference to a non MILF)

Hmm, see that cone over there? Its far too plastic for me, I like my cones made naturally (a reference to fake breasts)

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coned

Completely and utterly owned. The third level of ownage: owned, pwned, CONED.

Absolutely pwned - the person that has been owned can't say anything back when he got coned, just hang his head.

Coned, Conage

After killing 5 guys and taking no damage in an online game, he unleashed the conage.

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cones

The amount of pot you put in the conepiece (thing you put the pot in to smoke it) when you smoke it.

I think this is a bowl in American slang.

After about 4 or 5 cones I just can't be fucked going outside.

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cone

v. - To smash an unfilled ice cream cone against anothers head. This is usually done to severely humilate the person who is coned.

You just got coned bitch! I'm going to cone that little bitch today. Jon has it coming to recieve the worst coning in history.

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coneing

modern sport that involves placeing parking cones in public roadways in order to disturb the flow of traffic.

I am going to go coneing on Thornebrooke Rd. tonight.

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cones

A word used when someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Derived from a line in the Wedding Singer when the limo driver was given a hard time for running over cones in a test drive.

They were cones!!!

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cone

It's three joints wrapped into one big cone.

"Hey, let's smoke that fatass cone."

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