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You use this when talking about heterosexuals. Because the straight people say “that’s kinda gay” as an insult, the gays say “that’s kinda hetero”.
Girl 1: me and my boyfriend are going on a vacation!!
A homosexual: that’s kinda hetero bro..
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Since calling something gay can be offensive and we live in the 21st century, might as well poke fun of the people that are out of the norm. Anything that looks to be straight can be made fun of for being hetero or hetro.
Nick: Hey did you see that picture James set as his profile picture with his new girlfriend.
Jesse: Yeah man, i don't know what's up with him, That's so Hetero.
Nick: He doesn't even go on our shopping sprees anymore!
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A Lamp Hetero, is a heterosexual that lights the way with love. A true ally to the LGBTQ+ community.
"Look at that Lamp Hetero over there. They sure are an example of shining love and acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community."
She left with her brother when their parents kicked him out--total Lamp Hetero
A homophobic straight woman. Similar to a Karen. Most likely walks up to gay couples in public and tells them they’re corrupting the children. Would not last a day in NYC
I was at work and I had to deal with a Hetero-heather
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What your queer friends call your straight friends to annoy them *cough cough*
*Queer friends talking*
*straight friend comes over*
Straight friend: Hey guys
Queer friends run away screaming: Ew-Hetero!
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A female or male which are not bi or gay but is straight. They may do stuff with the same sex or have sexual dreams over same sex. They would never go out or date same sex
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A heterosexual male who goes to lesbian bars/clubs in order to spit game at the few heterosexual females in attendance.
Matt is totally trying to pick up chicks and he knows good and well that it's lesbian night at Falcon; he's such a hetero shark!
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