similar expression to "period no tampon"
Joe: he cheated on her, fax no printer!
Unnecessary articles, documents, or other materials printed solely for the purpose of being left on the printer to be observed by peers or co-workers.
Worker 1: "Wow, who printed this 40 page article on particle-physics? Someone is really operating on an advanced degree!"
Worker 2: "Don't believe the hype. Nick printed this two days ago and left it just so the boss would see and think he's smart. It's printer-fodder, he's not actually going to read it."
Waiting in front of a shared office printer to promptly collect the output, to prevent your colleagues from discovering that you're printing your resume.
My manager noticed me holding a printer vigil today; he is becoming suspicious that I am looking for a better job.
To guard the printer at work.
When you have printed something you know you shouldn't have, using your office's printer/ink.
You then guard the printer while your paper is being printed so that no one else can accidentally grab your paper. Which could result in embarrassment and/or reprimanding.
Also "Printer Anxiety":
While you are Printer Guarding, you may experience Printer Anxiety because (a) You have printed something long and it is taking forever. (b) Your paper has gotten jammed. (c) Someone is printing at the same time as you, so you both are standing near the printer, awkwardly.
Office Girl 1- "Wow, that was sketchy, I just got done printing 13 pages of my coupons, in color!"
Office Girl 2- "So what?"
Office Girl 1- "So, I had to Printer Guard for like 20 minutes while it was printing!"
A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about using a printer. Oftentimes linked to office situations.
"Have you seen Aaron? He seems to have printer anxiety!"
The point in trying to solve printer problems where you loose your mind.
Did you see John? He has been working on that printer for over an hour. I think he has entered printer zone. I would stay away from for a while.
Printerluder is a slang word mostly used in the central denmark region. The word printer-luder was invented in newer time by two young men called sir Noah S. And Sillas K. The word consist of two word wich have two different meanings. The word printer and luder aka. Hoe, whore, bitch etc. the boys invented the word because of their lack of ability to Express them selves, so thay made the word to call the girls from their class it, they mostly only say “printer” because of that the word “luder” aka. whore is a forbidden word at their school.
The word does not have any meaning and is not meant to hurt anyone.
dumme printer-luder!