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Cum Responsible

When A guy pulls his dick out of the pussy before he blows his load inside her.

Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!

by SlopNChop August 31, 2018

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Take responsibility

β€œTake responsibility” it’s a phrasal verb.

I take responsibility

I took responsibility
I will take responsibility

Taking responsibility is a phrasal verb used to recognize and repair something that is wrong, when and where the person who caused the wrong is aware and willing to repair the damage.

Taking responsibility comprise 3 stages and actions

1. Awareness of the problem
2. Honesty to recognize the problem caused
3. Courage to publicly accept the responsibility
4. Willingness to repair the damage caused to the affected people
5. Public Commitment to find the solution to Repair the damage

6. After the damage is repaired, you need β€œhumility” to offer an apology, knowingly that forgiveness may or may not be given.

1. I ask you to take responsibility for the way you drink alcohol.
2. I ask you to take responsibility of your wrongs.

3. I take responsibility for the bad design of the cookware.

Suggested research : Prochaska’s Model of Change

by Sensalsa July 27, 2018

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


blowfish response

The puffing and blowing up of cheeks to denote confusion, frustration, impatience, silent requests and suggestion, annoyance, or light anger. Originally coined by the great Kelly, and further distributed throughout the land by the great Dezzie.

May be used in conjuction with bohing (boh).

"Your flight has been canceled."
*blowfish response*

*million dollars floats by*
*blowfish response*

"What do you want for Christmas?"
*hints*
"What?"
*blowfish response*

"I have nothing to say~"
"Yeah, me neither"
*blowfish response*

by Miss Dezzie December 19, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Seduciary Responsibility

The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.

Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I'm not feeling the romance.
Ricky: Yes dear.

by fiftydeep April 28, 2009

2654πŸ‘ 4588πŸ‘Ž


responsible adult

It is realizing there is more to life than video games, masturbation and junk food.

It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.

OM NAMASTE
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Ok, enough bullshit.

It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and

the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.

Career?
Marriage?
Perfect health?

Lay off the religion called 'Responsible adult'.

by pray to your worms September 10, 2017

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Response Addiction

The need to have reply to things you say in order to feel like people care.

John suffers from horrible response addiction, he needs everyone to affirm what he is saying all the time.

by Heddon2 December 21, 2011


latent response

A response that comes after a significant delay.

Sorry for the latent response.

by latentresponse April 18, 2017