Girl: I thought big ay first
Friend : Was he?
Girl: No all he had was a tiny piece of shmeat
I penis so small and tiny that it can it can not even be considered a penis.
Omg girl did you see his dick , yeah but he has a shmeat.
A shmeat is a weird way to say meat, often meaning “big meat” or “big penis” and is used when someone has a big peen
Tom: hey Tony, does nick have a big dick
Tony:he has a shmeat alright
1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.
Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.