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A statement found on several Deadheads' vehicle rear bumpers expressing thanks to the late Jerry Garcia, singer, guitarist, songwriter and icon for the San Francisco roots rock band the Grateful Dead. The Grateful Dead disbanded in December 1995 after the death of Jerry Garcia earlier in the year.
The Grateful Dead are an American institution.
They truly loved to play rock'n'roll music as well as its roots, the band was very devoted to these things.
Thank you Jerry.
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An elegant, heavy stock folded card such as that left atop a silken pillowcase in a ritzy hotel - but in this case, the card, which reads, "Thank You" in large font on the cover, is left after slipping out early following a one-night stand. Inside the Thank You card, it must contain the following phrase in order to be considered an "official" Thank You card, "...for allowing me to fornicate with certainty." No other text, images or pigmentation may be visible. Just that phrase - and only that phrase.
It was 6:20 a.m. and I was slipping into my shoes very quietly as not to awaken anyone - when I remembered to leave a Thank You card. Per my usual routine, I placed the card on the kitchen table next to a copy of the Wall Street Journal, which I'd kindly retrived from the front door.
What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.
"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."
"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."
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John : Ey yo Chris ,I want to put you on the guest list.
Chris : oh damn! Thank you for the plug J.
When a straw is insetered into the anus of a person who was just cream pied, and then they sneeze to get maxium force so the seamen travels through the tube and proceeds to hit the guy who did it.
Jeremy: Bro did she let you do anal
James: yea but she gave me a pennsylvania thank you when I wasn't looking
Thank you for the compliment
Him: Your hair looks lovely.
Her: Thank you for the flowers.
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Some people ejaculate, others leave nature's thank you
Why are you complaining about the taste it was only Nature's thank you
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