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technical dickticulties

When a man is having issues remaining erect during sex or during sexual activities.

Maybe we should try this when you're more focused because it seems like you're having some technical dickticulties.

by King-Char January 9, 2017


Technically Annoying

When somebody corrects you with 'Technically,...' to get out of saying something stupid or insulting you, and you have to forgive them because they're right, even though it's extrememly annoying of them.

Technically annoying people usually know in the first place that you're going to get mad at what they say, and they also usually know that the technicality of their words gives them a free pass to say this insult/phrase to you all the time.

Jeremy: 'Haha, you're a homo.'
Samantha: 'Excuse me? I'm not gay.'
Jeremy: 'Technically, homo could mean gay OR homosapien, like you have two legs. So I wasn't insulting you.'
Samantha: 'Sorry.' *Thinking* You're technically ANNOYING. Ugh.

by PseudononymousAwesomeness December 30, 2011

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Hi-Technical

A word that a lizard nerd uses in Super Paper Mario. He is one of the bosses and kidnaps your butterfly pixl. It is a variant of "cool", "awesome" and words around that ball park

"butterfly pixl are so hi-technical"

by SuperPM January 7, 2009

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technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.

Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!

by suite1157 March 4, 2007

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technical chimp

the old way for youtube to say your connection is down

the technical chimps are working on it

by pyrolitch October 4, 2015


Technical Virgin

A man/woman, who by definition is a virgin due to non-existence of sexual intercourse in their life, but who has otherwise sexually gratified the other gender (or the same gender) with the use of their hands, mouth, or buttocks.

Dude: I totally got my rocks off with Stacy last night.

Girl: But isn't Stacy a virgin?

Dude: Correction, she's a Technical Virgin, she's been giving blowjobs and handjobs since she was 14, and i dumped my load in my ass when i was done.

by thebiglebowski007 October 23, 2011

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technical tajiki

a person who talks using definitions straight from a book, or talks in a way which no one understands (aka SAT vocab).

Bryan- Ali can you pass me the sugar please?
Ali- Technically, it's monoglucose straight from centrioles in the chloroplasts of a plant.
Bryan- Pass me the fucking sugar Technical Tajiki.
Ali- Here's the monoglucose.

by byang May 27, 2007

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