Guilty Turd

Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.

We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.

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Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.

Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!

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TikTok Guilty

A nod to TikTok’s ridiculous and absurd “community guidelines”. When you haven’t done a single thing wrong but lame TikTok still bans you.

Dude the video I just posted got taken down and reported for minor safety violations, and to think that “how to install a new sink” was so controversial. Now I can’t post for the next month I’m TikTok guilty of this heinous crime.

guilty boner

When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.

"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"

"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"

"Sorry bro"

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guilty gomez

almost exactly the same as a dirty sanchez, but instead of leaving a mustache on the partner you smudge a tear drop mark under their eye.

i think you have some mascara smudged on your face
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!

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guilty conscience

1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say

1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"

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guilty pleasure

that guilty but oddly pleasurable feeling you get when you stick your finger a little bit too far up your anus in the shower

John: "Yo so I was in the shower and I was washing my ass and I stuck my finger up my butthole, felt kinda good, was weird"
Trey: "Yeah dude that's a guilty pleasure"

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