November 5th is the day where your girlfriend HAS to send you titty pics.
Bf: hey baby you know what day it is
Gf: no what day is it
Bf:November 5th
Gf: OH I guess you want titty pics then huh
Bf:Thems the rules
November 5th is @a.a__.2007’s bday go follow her on Instagram and as a bday gift wish her a happy bday 😌😽
In November 5th everyone shall go follow @a.a__.2007 on instagram as a birthday gift. That is my definition of November 5th.
November 5th is national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day, if your sent this definition your legally obliged to do so
I sent Jamie my boobs because it’s November 5th national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day
Bully ivan day
A day where you can bully a Portuguese guy called Ivan
Yo ivan its November 5th u suck!
National ask your crush out day. It is widely celebrated in NUM.
Sundaymonday: Hey today’s November 5th. Do you wanna go get a coffee?
Its the day that destiel went canon, before immediately killing off one half of the ship, at the same time the 2020 presidential election was happening and also there were rumours that putin resigned.
tumblr user 1: omg babe wake up it's november 5th happy gayniversary
tumblr user 2: FUCK