Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.

Douche Nozzle

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.

That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.

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douch nozzle

wayyy worse then calling somone a douch because nozzle is the dirtiest part of the douch... yuk

you are such a douch nozzle!!!! qrill

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douche nozzle

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

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d-nozzle

The business end of the douche.

Your mom is a d-nozzle.

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douche-nozzle

Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.

That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.

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anal nozzle

A penis, especialy a homosexual's.

He inserted hisanal nozzleuphill gardener style

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