Nucking Futs

More formal or classroom appropriate way of saying Fucking Nuts.

When people show up late for class, it drives me Nucking Futs.

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Nuck Tuck

To tuck your knuckle in between someone’s cheeks while finger popping their butthole

Him: Hey hon, you down for a nuck tuck tonight

Her: Ok but only if I can tomorrow

nig nucks

defining the ashy state of nigger nuckles (or elbows) it represnts a state of chapiness...

"Damn my lips are chapped like a pair of nig nucks!!"

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mat-nuck

When a man has sex with his girl on a carpet and she gets bad rug burn on her back, and he gives it a hard slap right after.

Yo last night, I gave the bitch a mat-nuck and she screamed louder than a snared wildcat

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Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

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brass nucks

Brass Nucks are an extremely effective weapon in hand-to-hand combat situations. They are usually utilized by corn-fed white boys, often to beat-down minorities and "wiggers". I have personally witnessed them being used on several occasions. One good punch is enough to end the fight...more punches simply leads to a bloodbath and a severely fractured skull. Most people "blasted" with brass nucks require immediate medical attention (staples, stiches, rays, etc.) Many variations of brass nucks are available (different styles and materials) but the standard model Nucks available at gun shows are "tried and true".

"Some mexicans flexed on us at the Chevron gas station...so I busted them both in the temple with the Brass Nucks!"

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nucking futs

to be extrmely fucking nuts

Dude Connor Slaybaugh is nucking futs.

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