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Nugents

Favorite band, Ted Nugent. Someone who lives with their parents, does not pay rent, drinks cheap beer, smokes what every you got, generally from the south. Regularly says "smoke em if you got em". Wears the same pair of Levi pants every day but changes shirt often. Takes a job offer as an insult but still looks for a job. Worked one full week of their life and brags about it in a job interview. Can only take left turns, right turns to give them anxiety. Does not use turn signals and has a hard time finding out who goes first at a 4 way stop. Requests vacation time on the first day of work.

Theis no job having Fu##ing Nugents keep sneaking in my house and drinking my beer.

Did you see Billy down at the drive-in, looks like a lawnmower cut his hair, fu##ing Nugents.

by Rooster piles July 25, 2018


Nugent

A nugent is a factually backwards person they often always have the surname swain and waffle shit about Manchester City being better than their great rivals the mighty Manchester United

Fuck off Nugent you blue cunt you can’t even fill your stadium

by RedDevilllll May 6, 2021


Myles Nugent

Clapped cunt ain't he?

Jesus christ mate fucking myles nugent is better than your clapped ass

by ClappedDaddy October 30, 2019


Getting The Nugent

To have one's appointment, event, job, or gig cancelled for reasons that are obvious to everyone except the subject person or entity, who remains oblivious. Originated from the continuing loss of respect and popularity of a noted rock musician among both the benefactors of their social inequity and the subjects his verbal regurgitations. An essential component of usage is that the subject remain oblivious of their own shortcomings. Variations; Got the nuge, in the nuge, received a nugencision.

The incumbent is getting the nugent after revealing an extramarital affair.

Joe is getting the nugent by his friends for excessive flatulence.

by aeroso August 6, 2014


Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

The Longest Tenured Edmonton Oiler (as of right now). Has had solid production despite the carousel of coaches that have gone through Edmonton. He is a fan favorite of many Edmonton faithful.

An Absolute Legend. NUUUUUUUUUGE

Oilers Fan #1: Did you see how Ryan Nugent-Hopkins did last night?

Oilers Fan #2: Yeah Dude, That guy fucks

by Capone93 June 3, 2022


Nugent Score

The number of wild animals you can kill in one hour with a knife or bow and arrow or your bare hands. This is in reference to Ted Nugent, avid hunter and general crazy dude.

Did you meet Craig? That's one crazy guy! I'd put his Nugent Score at 15!

by DrSpEd August 28, 2014