someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.
Jason off Big Brother
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A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject
"You cheesy numpty"
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Australian army slang for;
Idiot.
Dumbshit
Fuckwit
Incompetent
"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."
"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
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Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.
It's not working! Is it numptied?
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Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"
Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......
Yeah that means....... errr me!
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