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Canadian Forces term for someone who is a complete idiot ( and we are not allowed to swear at them any longer)
Example == Infantry
Usage == Look out it's the numpty boys
complete idiot whose iq ranges from 0-1
brian mcfadden (aka tubby) is a numpty
Someone who cannot figure out how to open a Jaguar using the manafacturer's key.
When the car is more intelligent than the driver.
Mike you are a complete numpty, take it back to where you bought it from and tell them you are too thick to drive it..
Bobby Gould, the manager of Cheltenham Town Football Club
The sooner that numpty gets the sack, the better.
Someone who sells a share a long way before its true value has been realised. Usually because they're panicked by a temporary fall in the market. Always relates to a private investor, and a specialised definition of numpty is when institutional investors are buying, but the private investors (the numpties) are selling.
'Look at that numpty who sold pre-market. He's been spooked by the market-makers.'