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the most adorable creature to ever walk the planet. she is always happy and trying to help others. she is an amazing person and is a saint. she is also the definition of love. i would know because she has absolutley stolen my heart...
"wow that bunny is such a Jenna O'Brien!"
"jeez you need to be more like a Jenna O'Brien and do some charity work, dude!!!
"Dudee, i hope to find a Jenna O'Brien by Valentine's Day!!!
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A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.
I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
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Only the nicest sexiest hottest man that has ever walked the earth. He is humble and kind and I could cook bacon on him, and I would eat it off his torso if he let me. If you see me dead it is cause I finally met Dylan O'Brien and had a heat stroke and a panic attack all at once and died. Lord help Dylan he is to perfect for us. We do not deserve his amazingness and perfectness and handsomeness and everything about him makes me speechless. FUCK you if you don't like him, he is a angel that must be protected at all costs
Person 1- I would let Dylan O'Brien suffocate me with his thighs.
Person 2- Dylan O'Brien could punch me and I would still love him, hell I would pay him.
Person 3- I would let him choke me and throw me across the room, then rape me, and I would give him all my money.
Person 1&2- what the fuck
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Cathy O'Brien is a woman with Dissociative Identidy Disorder that claims she was the victim of a government mind control experiment operated by the CIA. She says the program she was forced to participate as a "a top-level intelligence agent and White House sex slave" was called "Project Monarch", a subsection of MKULTRA. Cathy O'Brien says her and her daughter were made to engage in sexual activities in the white house. There are critics of course of this woman's claims who say she is just used to spread false information and discredit real victims of the MKULTRA experiment. There are those who say her story contradicts itself as well, but I don't think you would make perfect sense yourself if you were subjected to this things this woman claims she was subjected to.
Some Guy:"Hey, have you heard about Cathy O'Brien? I heard she was forced by the CIA to participate in satanic orgies with Presidents in the white house, and that George Bush confessed being a Draconian to her. I also heard that she heard Reagan and Bush talking about their satanic new world order."
Some Other Guy:"Well, I don't know if I believe all that. You can't believe everything you hear. The world is certainly an increasingly scary place, and people just like to be ignorant to reality and let is become an increasingly scary place, but I just don't know about all that. The validity of this woman's claims are certainly questionable, especially since her story kind of contradicts itself. Plus, do you really think they would allow someone such as herself to still be alive running her mouth? You never know though, I don't know what to think, I remain skeptic."
Some Guy:"Man, America is messed up, I want to immmigrate to Colombia."
Some Other Guy:"The whole world is messed up, if they really are going for this "New World Order", I don't understand why you think you would be safe there."
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The Irish practice of fucking one's mate in the ass with a frozen cornpoop dildo.
"Murphy, what's this cornpoop doing in your freezer?"
"Oh, that's for Cornin' O'Briens."
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Usually is a picky irish person, with ginger balls. Is a threat to the man kind. Liability to the others. Only eats irish food and curry or takeaways. His dick is broke, his dog bit it off. Called,Toby.
Kid A:There is that david O'brien. His one of them .. Get him :D
KidB: Get the niglets after him.
KidC: Im'a Yellow Lucy^^
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Hilarious late night show host that can make anyone laugh.
I don't watch any other late night shows except Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
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