OCD

n.,v.,adj.,adv.- an abbreviation standing for obsessive compulsive disorder most often utilized to indicate and extreme state of overzealous mental activity leading to an eventual brain fart.

Oh god, don't OCD on me and bail just to do your homework like you have OCD or something.

When you go OCD you have OCD, dumbass (duh).

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OC D is a disorder

Where peeople ge t annoyed whe n letter s and shtuf f are ou t of placee

Yo you hear how Todd checked that the stove like five times to make sure it’s off? He got dat OCD!!

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OCD

OCD stands for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
OCD ain't all that bad, people affected by this merely have an obsession with compulsiveness, it doesn't at all make them mindless retards like most people think every mental disorder does.

Guy: Hey, look at my Batman drawing!
OCD Guy: *violent twitching* it's asymmetrical when it's not supposed to be that way
Guy: Hey! Not by much!
OCD Guy: NOT BY MUCH?
Guy: IT'S GOOD ENOUGH!
OCD Guy: GOOD ENOUGH?!

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Opportunity cost disaster.

When the chosen or proposed alternative is equal to a disaster in terms of lost opportunity compared to other available alternatives.

Can't you come up with a better alternative this one is a total OCD.

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OCD: Orange County Disorder.

A severe behavioural disorder which swept the globe between 2003 - 2007, during which the Fox network aired "the O.C.", a glamorous teen drama centred around a group of self-centred teens.

Symptoms of OCD include: Nervous breakdowns while waiting for new episodes; inability to sleep without hearing a witty quip from Seth or a dumb-brunette catch-phrase from Summer; shouting things out during sleep such as "No! Don't punch him, Ryan! They'll send you back to juvi!" or "Put your damn bagels away, Sandy, nobody likes them!!".

Signs of the disorder include: Long, flowery dresses and excessive beaded necklaces, in imitation of Mischa Barton's fashion; a spray-on, orangey complexion; mass-consumption of bagels; the tendency to break off a relationship due to something frustratingly trivial such as an overdue term paper or a broken nail.

Kelli: And THEN Kirsten had to go to rehab, but she didn't want to, but they made her, and then she was all "oh ok, I'll go to rehab" but then Marissa was all "BANG BANG BANG!" and then Trey was all..

Cashier: Ma'am, I don't know who or care who this Melissa character is. Please pay for your magazines so I can carry on with my depressing life.

Bystander: Looks like a serious case of OCD.. Tsk tsk tsk..

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1) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: The urge to have everything perfect all the time.

2) Obsessive Corgi Disorder: Something many people suffer from.

1) He has OCD, he organizes everything.
2) He has OCD, those corgis just get him.

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OCD

(O)ccupational (C)olon (D)istention

The boss has been up my ass all week I'm tortured with acute OCD

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