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The most amazing, caring, selfless, sweet, handsome, and sexy boyfriend any girl could want. The girlfriend of Dan is a very lucky person who couldn't ask for more.
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A very perverted person that is obsessed by sex and can't live without it. Every sentence he uses or move he makes is somehow related to sex.
Stop looking at my pussy you dan!!!
Omg, you're such a dan!!
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n. The most amazing boyfriend ever, always dependable, caring, sweet, hilarious. Loves music, soccer, ice cream, and Emily. He's also insuperfluous.
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Dan is code word for dumb ass nigger. It is used when a white person wants to express his feelings in a crowd of blacks and at the same time avoid being shot.
Yo honkey why you be bumpin my girl. You want me to bust a cap in yo ass? (reply) I am very sorry for the inconvenience DAN. You can be assured it will not happen again
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The perfect guy. Great at everything they do. Sexy, smart, romantic, funny. Very well endowed and a great lover with a kinky side. His #1 priority is to please you. Sensitive and understanding, a great listener who will always be there for you. More of a lover than a fighter but will stand up for himself and loved ones. A keeper.
You are so lucky to be with Dan. I dream of having a man as good as Dan.
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The name Dan stands for integrity and heroism. His eyes are so amazing and hypnotizing, that once he catches your eye, you are at his mercy. You will always laugh and joke around him because he brings out the very best in others. He is an encourager and comforter. He is a Godly man and respectable man. If you are lucky enough to ever have “the” Dan in your life, your days will be full of spontaneity and adventure. He is the most wonderful, loving, and protective daddy any daughter would be blessed to have. He is the most passionate and seductive man on the face of the planet. His controlling and protective nature toward his mate is his most attractive quality!!! If you get him angry, he can make you so upset and frustrated you could spit nails at him, but then something mysterious and magical will take place as your chemistry mixes together with his to the point you will be begging for him to draw his gun on you. When he picks you up from the airport for a visit, the minute he lays his eyes on you, he will quickly lead you to the back seat of his car and fulfill every possible thought you fantasized about on the trip over, and more. You will always have a difficult time keeping your hands off of him. He is the most attractive man both inside and out. If you are blessed enough to have “the” Dan in your life.....then you are experiencing a life of heaven on earth. “Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” by Dr. Seuss.
Why is Dan the only man Stormy will allow to come in through the back door?
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to hump vigorously
Im gonna go dan the neighbors dog when they leave.
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