Oakville Washington

A ghetto ass town in the middle of nowhere where every white person in the town is a hick and the closest store is 10 miles away. There's only 3 things to do in Oakville ; Smoke pot, Hang with your ghetto ass friends, or be a fatass and play video games all day. And also the place where everyone hates on Rochester (the next closest town).

God, why do I have to live in ghetto old Oakville?

My dealer lives in Oakville.

Oakville is so run down and ghetto.

Oakville Washington? Where the fuck is that?

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Oakville kids

Oakville is a rich, suburban area with spoiled Abercrombie and Bitch kids that think Toronto is a ghetto place where people shoot and murder. On weekends, Oakville kids like to meet up at their local Starbucks then go to someone's house to hang out and take mirror pictures in their luxurious bathrooms then post them on Facebook as if they're gonna say "FUCK ME, I'M FAMOUS!" The other Oakville kid type is the social lifeless loser one who worries too much about their marks. I mean calm the fuck down kid you're too young to worry a lot about school. The rare Oakville kid you can find is the one who moved in from one of the neighbouring cities (Mississauga, Toronto, Brampton, Hamilton etc.) and is having trouble making friends but had a social life in their previous school. This happens because in the spoiled Oakville kid's perspective, this person is queer.

Oakville is also very much ethnically cleansed with whitesfolk and the only ethnic groups are Indians, Asians, Eastern Europeans (usually Serbian or Polish)

Toronto kid: Hey loser white kid
Oakville kids: I am not a loser you ghetto cuntface bitch, I am more richer than you!

Toronto kid: Fuck your money no one likes spoiled white fucks like you

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Oakville Beaver

(N.) 1. An inflammation of the female genitalia due to poor hygienic habits like neglecting to shave the outer regions of the vagina.

2. A very hairy vagina

3. Being from Oakville or an attraction to Oakvillian women and their beavers.

Example: “Ow! I think I have Oakville Beaver, I should have used a razor!”

Example: “How was it with the chick last night?”
“Oh no dude! She had the Oakville Beaver!”
“Bummer man! Did you find your way out?”
“There was so much hair!”

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