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october 13

only lil bitches are born on this day. all mother try to avoid this day when giving birth and the people born on these days always get bullied through there hole life.

boy: "Lets go beat the shit out of josh"
other boy:"Why"?
boy:"He was born on October 13"
other boy:"Ooohhh, lets get this fucking spanner!"

by ThatsRighNoob November 10, 2020

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october 13

the perfect day to commit suicide while drinking piss

‘oh it’s october 13, let me just pee in a cup and drink it while i try to kms!!’

by suicidalshinnie November 22, 2021

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October 13 birthday

Most likely an emo or homosexual with dyed hair, generally not the best friend cause they’ll ghost you or be genuinely dry, but with people they care about they could be a walking celebration, doesn’t know how to start a conversation but when they’re in one they’re either the funnest thing ever or the most boring thing ever (no in-between) they’re also most likely a geek but they’re a cool awesome person but hard to become good friends with.

Regular friend: I heard she has a October 13 birthday, she’s cool but they’re kinda boring
Good friend: what do you mean? They’re a walking party!

by Feelsocleanlikeamoneymachine April 20, 2021

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October 13 & April 14

The days in which two lazy bitches began walking this earth.

October 13 & April 14 are the two days of the year when bitches be triflin.

by Vigilant Eyes November 6, 2019

10👍 4👎


13 October

Grotsky Bitches were born on this day and if you dont get the reference then your a pusher 🤷🏻 ♂️

We are the best people you will ever meet and the worst

You are a grotsky bitch

13 October is for people born on the 13th day of the 10th month

by Pastasquirral January 7, 2020

45👍 17👎


13 October

Whoever is born on this day , they are ultra gay. period.

person 1:” heyyyyy , yk how ur born on 13 october?”
person 2:” yea.”
person 1: you no what that means?”
person 2:”no....?”
person 1:” it means your gay ;-;”

by not mackenzie (definitely not) November 12, 2020

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13 October

The person that was born on this day is very kind, very sweet, very amazing, very handsome, very caring, very nice, very charming, very loving, very cute, very cool, very fun, very funny, very smart, very respectful, very forgiving, very brave, very understanding, very hardworking, very helpful, very lazy, very humble, very inspiring, very impatient, very appreciative, very responsible, very friendly, sometimes rude, sometimes cold, sometimes harsh, very silly, very beautiful. :D

-If you see this I love you. - Laima<3

Me: hey, just wanted to let you know that it’s 13 October, I hope u have a good day today.<3

by Laiima<3 May 16, 2022