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National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!
Boy 1: it’s October 29th!
Boy 2: fuck, I mean no homo but I like you
*dramatic make out session*
National fight your enforcers day
Counsellor: Hey enforcer its october 29th
Enforcer: Oh no
Counsellor: *fights enforcer*
A day where Darrius is worshiped by everyone. Whatever he says is fact.
Evan: It’s October 29th!
Darrius: You will give me 20k.
October 29th is national internet day! Today is the day you can spend time on the internet and not bother with trying to get off.
Today is October 29th im gonna play minecraft all day!
Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!
p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!
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