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When an event has happened and it only really counts if it has been put on Facebook for everyone to see.
So I heard that Jess has a boyfriend now, I'm not sure though because it hasn't been made Facebook Official yet.
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A person who is fifty-seven years old.
Because today I'm fifty-seven buddy.Which makes me an official Heinz.
A very small and secret group that capture and fuck raccoons to death some say they eat children, but if you try to mess with them they will fuck your girl. Also they are very handsome people and are very loved by Allah.
Jimmy: Hey John
John: Hey Jimmy
Jimmy: You heard about CARCUS OFFICIAL?
John: no but they sound kinda gay
Everyone: WHAAAAAAAAAT YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!
CARCUS OFFICIAL: I STRIKE YOU DOWN WITH ALLAH'S POWER
One of the most perfect,kind and amazing human beings ever
She is perfection
Person 1: I looked in the dictionary for perfection and a picture of Rhia Official came up
Person 2: yes that's exactly how dictionaries work
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The official declaration that a relationship is legit marked by posting "in a relationship" on facebook.
The exceptance that a relationship is real based on their facebook relationship status.
Tim gave Lucy flowers for her birthday, are they dating? No, i checked this morning and it wasnt Facebook Official.
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Used in reference to a romantic relationship, meaning that two parties are not really dating until their Facebook relationship statuses have changed.
"Are Emily and Mick really dating?"
"Yeah, it's Facebook-official and everything."
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a romantic relationship that has reached the point where each person leaves a toothbrush at the other's residence.
guy 1: "hey bro, how are you and Sally doing?"
guy 2: "it's toothbrush official"
guy 1: "nice"
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