Oil

The substance that you would like to cover yourself in, especially on a particularly rainy day.

Someone : "I think I want to cover myself in oil in this particularly rainy day. It would be pretty funny I guess

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Oil

Potable substance that turns a man oily

3 wins on the trot, oil social tonight anyone?

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Oil

Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit.

Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/

If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.

- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!

- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?

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oil

An alcoholic beverage.

"I'm tryin' to get on dat oil"

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oil

oh no the FBI is here.
a sticky liquid.

oil

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Oil

Something the United States would kill a country for.

Libya: I FOUND OIL!
US: STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Libya: Why?
*US gets in a tank*
Libya: What are you doing?
*US kills Libya with his tank*
US: That's some good oil to use!

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Gutter oil

It's a term used for unregulated Sewer oil. Sewer oil barons benefit greatly from the ease of collecting this oil in urban zones. Oil buoyancy pushes it to the surface where the oil is easily collected by legit tax paying refineries. However, unregulated Sewer oil merchants don't pay the Chinese govt Taxes, so these outlaws are stuck with the unfavorable Gutter Oil label.

The first documented report of unregulated sewer oil was in the 1960s, where sewer oil was exported from Japan to Taiwan and then used in food processing.

Most sewer oil is properly refined today and poses no health risk to consumers.

Bernard: Joe was that you in the noodles joint? I thought you were going healthy?

Joe: You mean Kuishimbo? Its a dandy restaurant that serves healthy food

Bernard: Like it or not, they serve overpriced cheap noodles, sugar, lowest quality rice/meat & refined Gutter Oil

Joe: I never heard of the Gutter Oil before, Are you sure about that?

Bernard: All cooking oil merchants use cheap Chinese fillers to cut their oils, those usually contain refined Gutter Oil

Joe: That is illegal

Bernard: Gutter Oil Corporations pay all their taxes, so its 100% legal.

Joe: Damn it everything is a Scam

Bernard: As a citizen/peasant you are expected to pay dearly for everything...

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