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Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.
Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.
Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!
unseasoned people that eat casserole for breakfast lunch and dinner and knit shit like ats for their cats
hey look there's jerry the old white person with his old white people
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Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
The type of people you DO NOT want coming to your checkout lane if you work at a store under any circumstances. They get pissed off at you for not knowing a damn thing about prices, sales, or deals, take forever to get their shit out/put it away, can't hear worth shit, don't give a fuck if there's a lot of people in line behind them, and LOVE to write checks/give exact change. Bonus points if they smell like their cats used their clothes as a litter box, you're the only person on register, and/or they smell like they shit themselves. They also love pissing off people on the road by driving 25 mph in a 55 mph zone, and almost causing car accidents and/or road rage by driving so fucking slow.
Old hag: I thought the prunes were half off.
Me (hiding the fact that I know she smells like a litter box): I'm sorry, I don't know about the sale
Hag: Pardon?
Me (raises my voice so she can hear me): SORRY, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE SALE.
(10 minutes later...)
Me: THAT'LL BE $69.69
Hag: Let me write this check.
Me (pissed off and on the verge of having a fucking stroke due to my blood pressure getting dangerously high due to stress): …
(The old hag is handed her receipt after I troubleshoot the stupid check, and takes 5 minutes to gather her shit, and my next customer is a creepy old man)
Creep (staring at my tits after setting 2 bottles of Vaseline on the belt): I thought Vaseline was half off.
Me (still secretly pissed and on the verge of having a stroke and dying): I'm just a cashier, so I don't know.
Creep: Pardon?
Me (raises voice again): I'M JUST A CASHIER SO I DON'T KNOW.
(5 minutes of haggling later...)
Me: THAT'LL BE $17.38
Creep (removes his gaze from my breasts to get the money): Let me give you exact change.
(5 minutes later, he gives me the money, I give him his receipt, and he hobbles away. After my shift is over, I quit and never return to the store).
Ugh! Old people!
Americans over 50 are worse than younger people at telling facts from opinions, according to a new study by Pew Research Center.
Given 10 statements, five each of fact and opinion, younger Americans correctly identified both the facts and the opinions at higher rates than older Americans did. Forty-four percent of younger people identified all five opinions as opinions, while only 26 percent of older people did. And 18-to-29-year-olds performed more than twice as well as the 65+ set. Of the latter group, only 17 percent classified all five facts as factual statements.
P1: old people have an opinion about everything if it's not done old school it's incorrect.
A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.
They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.